I don’t know if anybody besides me still remembers Racing Stripes, the movie about a zebra who thought it was a race horse and eventually achieved his life-long dream to race with thoroughbreds, but when I was a kid it really bothered me. Like, I get that it’s fast, but it’s a zebra. A zebra can’t compete in horse races because there are rules. A cheetah could win a horse race too, but it won’t because it’s a CHEETAH and that’s not allowed.

I don’t know if anybody besides me still remembers Racing Stripes, the movie about a zebra who thought it was a race horse and eventually achieved his life-long dream to race with thoroughbreds, but when I was a kid it really bothered me. Like, I get that it’s fast, but it’s a zebra. A zebra can’t compete in horse races because there are rules. A cheetah could win a horse race too, but it won’t because it’s a CHEETAH and that’s not allowed.

  1. in-backyards said: My father bought me this for Christmas YEARS after this movie came out because he genuinely thought I’d like it. I have yet to watch it, but it’s hanging out in my mother’s basement just in case I become a teacher and want to show a movie on a Friday
  2. chotai said: i still refuse to believe you’re in high school.
  3. benjamin-affleck said: crying
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