ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:
i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.
friend: hey can i see your phone
me: yeah hold on a sec
me: *pulls up a chair next to drake*
drake: why u here
were there even boys at the vmas??? i literally don’t remember any